The Bishop arrested.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees two things on the new wire.
The first is that Rosie O’Donnell is leaving “The View.” It is a pity she isn’t being swallowed up by a great gaping chasm in the earth never to be heard from again. Frankly, your Maximum Leader has never seen “The View.” But he does know that former “View Personality” Lisa Ling - now of National Geographic Channel fame - is quite attractive.
The second item off the wire is that “The Bishop” has been arrested.
Not this Bishop.
This Bishop. By the way… This mad criminal appears to be from Iowa, a manufacutring company employee, not really a Bishop, and - as far as your Maximum Leader can tell - not an Anglican.
Carry on.
