I’m sick and tired of all this liberal media bias and the government’s persecution of good solid conservatives.

Spitzer may have hired a prostitute, but he didn’t kill her like Ted Kennedy killed his girlfriend four decades ago.

Democrats may scream about Spitzer’s prostitute, but Senator Byrd was a member of the Klan.

Spitzer may have hired a prostitute, but at least he didn’t lie under oath like Bill Clinton.

What?

Spitzer’s a Democrat?

(/rabid conservative talk show host)

Never mind.