Reprieve
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the Large Hadron Collider has been shut down.
Why you ask?
Fear of the collider creating a singularity that sucks the Earth into it?
Nope.
Your Maximum Leader supposes that this means we will not have to live in fear of being sucked into a black hole of our own creation in the next few weeks…
Carry on.
