Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was putting his offspring to bed last night and started to feel a little tired. Then after reading some stories, discussing middle school and remembering 4th grade (with the Wee Villain, Villainette #1 and Villainette #2 respectively); your Maximum Leader lay down on his bed with the TV on and started to read some of the piles of paperwork the schools have been sending home with the kiddies.

Next think you know… Your Maximum Leader is being awakened by Mrs Villain this morning…

Your Maximum Leader missed Palin’s speech. He missed the Nats surprise win.

Damn.

He’ll try harder to stay up tonight and see McCain’s speech.

Carry on.