Merkel be damned.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader knows the good people at Forbes magazine are likely pretty sharp tacks — so to speak. But they’ve made a claim recently that states that Angela Merkel (Chancellor of Germany) is the most powerful woman in the world. (Condi Rice is 4th, Elizabeth II of the UK is 23, Hillary Clinton is 25, etc, etc.)
The people at Forbes are wrong of course.
Your Maximum Leader knows from experience that the most powerful woman in the world is none other than his own dear wife, Mrs Villain.
Carry on.