Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has only been following in the most casual way the trials of Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. He really doesn’t care. In fact, he is glad that a mayor other than the one in DC has been acting badly. (That affair by Villaragosa in LA isn’t really bad enough for your Maximum Leader to care.)

So… Your Maximum Leader must ask now that Kwame is jailed…

Will Kwame be the beyotch or will he have a beyotch?

Your Maximum Leader guesses that since he is not in the “general” population he will likely have one if he wants one. But if he was in the general… Oh yeah… He would be need to find himself some rouge and hose…

Carry on.