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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just loves it when the title of a news article pretty much sums up everything.
Take for example this gem from Reuters: Man wins dumpling eating contest, then dies.
It doesn’t get any plainer than that.
Sadly, the 77 years old Ukrainian man in question only won a jar of sour cream before shuffling this mortal coil.
Carry on.