Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader will likely be posting even less frequently than normal over the next few days. He is having big-time computer problems. He has some sort of BIOS problem. He fires up Windows XP Professional and logs in, then gets the blue screen of death. There is some bigger problem here, because he can’t seem to log in in “Safe Mode” to try and look and see what is going on. He’s not installed any applications that might be the cause of the problem - but it is possible that something (like Windows itself) got an automatic update that is screwing with everything.

I got a message indicating that a file called NTACESS.SYS might be the cause of my problem. If you know anything about this, please feel free to email at the address on the sidebar.

Carry on.