Iowa Caucus Haiku
Huckabee victory
Evangelical power
Beware New Hampshire
Moneybags Romney
Outspends seventeen to one
Not good investment
AWOL John McCain
Chosen by thirteen percent
Will he rock Concord?
Somnolent Thompson
Fails to excite Iowans
Law and Order bore
Ron Paul – ten percent!
Libertarian triumph
Stoners celebrate
Hillary derailed
Who’s inevitable now?
Obama, momma!
Demagogue Edwards
Own success puts the lie to
Two Americas
Richardson, Biden
Dodd are dead on arrival
The Veepstakes begin