Influenza at home
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was lucky to get to the polls today. Indeed, he is lucky to be typing today… You see, influenza has struck the Villainschloss. Villainette #2 is rife with the pestilence. It makes your Maximum Leader very sad to see her suffer like this.
Villainette #1 and the Wee Villain are on tamilflu as a prophylactic.
Your Maximum Leader is hoping to avoid contamination…
Carry on.