Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, in honour of the impending release of the latest Harry Potter movie, decided to take a Harry Potter quiz he found over on Minion Mo’s web site.

You scored as Albus Dumbledore, Strong and powerful you admirably defend your world and your charges against those who would seek to harm them. However sometimes you can fail to do what you must because you care too much to cause suffering. Albus Dumbledore 95% Sirius Black 80% Hermione Granger 75% Remus Lupin 70% Draco Malfoy 70% Severus Snape 65% Harry Potter 65% Ron Weasley 65% Ginny Weasley 50% Lord Voldemort 40% Your Harry Potter Alter Ego Is…? created with QuizFarm.com

That isn’t very bad. In fact, other than having to watch out for his own personal Snapes, this result is pretty pleasing. He wonders if he would be Richard Harris’ Dumbledore or Michael Gambon’s Dumbledore. He isn’t sure…

Carry on.