Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that Bill Clinton has been hospitalized in New York for a “cardiac issue.” The Washington Post reports that the former President has had bypass surgery and stents in the past. They also (snarkily) report that Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was seen leaving a White House meeting but that she didn’t seem “concerned” or “rushed.”

While your Maximum Leader is reasonably sure that ole Hillary wouldn’t mind if Bill just keeled over and shed his mortal coil, your Maximum Leader doesn’t wish ill upon Bill. He hopes Bill makes a speedy recovery.

Of course, your Maximum Leader would also like to go on some international junket with Bill. Just to see how he rolls. One imagines he rolls large.

Carry on.