I took the OKCupid Test at, well, Ok Cupid, but you have to follow this link to see my results (if there was a way to display the results page here, I couldn’t figure it out).

Any “Dirty Little Secrets” or “Interns” out there? Hello? (tap tap tap) Is this thing on?

Believe.

Since Smallholder’s been too busy to post anything but comments lately, I took the classic movie test on his behalf (with his permission, of course, and more commentary from me below):

Katharine Hepburn You scored 23% grit, 19% wit, 42% flair, and 23% class!

You are the fabulously quirky and independent woman of character. You go your own way, follow your own drummer, take your own lead. You stand head and shoulders next to your partner, but you are perfectly willing and able to stand alone. Others might be more classically beautiful or conventionally woman-like, but you possess a more fundamental common sense and off-kilter charm, making interesting men fall at your feet. You can pick them up or leave them there as you see fit. You share the screen with the likes of Spencer Tracy and Cary Grant, thinking men who like strong women. Find out what kind of classic leading man you’d make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

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I appreciate Smallholder’s confidence in allowing me to select his answers. I thought it especially appropriate to complete the sentence, “Someone just shot a bullet through my front window. I…” with the choice, “grab my cute little dog and run.”

Didn’t Maximum Leader match up as Cary Grant? I’m just bringing it up in case anyone feels like revisiting the issue of suggestive banter between ML and Smallholder (now that we allow minionly comments . . . )

Believe.

Any comely, liberal minions want to be in my movie?

William Powell You scored 9% Tough, 33% Roguish, 9% Friendly, and 47% Charming!

You are the classic rogue, a stylish rake with the devil of a wit and a flair for mischief, and you shake your martinis to waltz time. You are charming and debonair, but slightly untrustworthy, and women should be on their guard. If married, you are simply a bit of a flirt, even if it’s just with your own wife…but if you’re single, watch out. You usually rein yourself in to concentrate on one lovely beauty at a time, but with you, we never know. You’re an inviting partner, but there’s a playful devil behind your eyes, and those trying to get close to you should know they’re playing with fire. You’re stylish and fun, but you follow your own course, which may or may not include a steady gal. Co-stars include Myrna Loy and Carole Lombard, classy ladies with an adventurous streak. Find out what kind of classic dame you’d make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Believe.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees Kathy and Silk have done the leading ladies part. Your Maximum Leader will co-star.

Cary Grant You scored 21% Tough, 19% Roguish, 23% Friendly, and 38% Charming!

You are the epitome of charm and style, the smooth operator who steals the show with your sophisticated wit and quiet confidence. You are able to catch any woman you want just by flashing that disarming smile. When you walk into a room, the women are instantly intrigued and even the men are impressed. When you find yourself in trouble, you are easily able to charm your way out of it, or convince others to help you. You’re seen as dashing, suave and romantic. Your co-stars include Katharine Hepburn, Irene Dunne, and Joan Fontaine, stylish women who know a class act when they see it. Find out wat kind of classic dame you’d make by taking the Classic Dames Test.

Carry on.

Via Sadie, of course:

You’re Mr. White!

Which Reservoir Dog Are You?
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I’m comfortable with that.

Believe.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, while resting with his grossly swollen foot up, decided to take a quiz he found over on Brian’s site. Results are:

Take the quiz: “Which Holy Grail Character Are You?”

Arthur, King of the Britons
Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

Your Maximum Leader approves of the results.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader proved yet again that he is a sucker for silly quizzes. We can thank Phin for this one.

My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?

It seems your Maximum Leader is not as racy as either Phin or Kathy. Just as racy as Robbo the Llamabutcher. And definately more racy than Steve the Llamabutcher.

Carry on.
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Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw the following quiz over on the Llama’s site. So he took it.

Take the Star Trek Quiz

Your Maximum Leader was a little disappointed in that the quiz was really too short. But hey… He’s just takin’ the quiz, not writing it.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that all the cool kids are doing it… So here are his computer geek test results.

It seems your Maximum Leader is a computer geek wannabe.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw an interesting quiz over on the Ministry of Minor Perfidy.

	You scored as Dragon. You are the Dragon. You store a lot of knowledge about everything. You are generally one who is good with personal growth and can regenerate yourself after a bad experience. Dragon 92% Wolf 92% Stag	83%
Dog		83%
Fox		83%
Bear		75%
Eagle		75%
Crow		67%
Salmon		67%
Bull		58%
Horse		58%
Snake		50%
Deer		50%
Ram		8%

Which animal totem best suits you?
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What makes this quiz so amusing to your Maximum Leader is that once he was told that he had “power animals” by a person practising some form of native american mystism. In that context (which your Maximum Leader supposes might be an inside joke) this is really quite funny.

Carry on.
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