Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw the Gary and Robbo’s results on their state capital quiz. (18/20 and 20/20 respectively.)

Your Maximum Leader clicked the link fully prepared to get a 20/20 on his quiz. His results…

You Really Know Your State Capitols

You Got 19 State Capitols Correct You’re either a geography buff… or you have an excellent memory.

Your Maximum Leader seriously considered not posting his results after getting them. Then he thought about checking his answers against a master list then retaking the test to assure he got a perfect score. In the end he just decided to admit that he didn’t correctly select the state capital of Missouri. He’s not sure how he missed that one, because he does actually know the correct answer. He saw the “right looking” answer and didn’t think further. He just clicked and was done. (And in case you were wondering, he didn’t select St. Louis - the obvious wrong answer.)

Anyhow… 19/20 isn’t all that bad… It makes your Maximum Leader feel badly about his memory, but it is likely better than most Americans would score… Then again… That isn’t saying much either…

Carry on.

Having nothing of note to contribute, I follow my esteemed (Maximum) leader and post my “atheist” quiz results.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has been too busy trying to do Maximum Leaderly things (and fatherly things, and reading the draft of the immigration bill) to write a cogent post. So, when intellectual rigour (which hasn’t been seen too much around here for the past few months anyway) in posting isn’t possible - there is always the inane.

So… Your Maximum Leader saw a quiz over on Big Stupid Tommy’s site. It is an quiz to determine what type of an atheist you are. Your Maximum Leader took the quiz… Here are the results…

The results actually surprised him. For you see… Your Maximum Leader is not now, nor has he ever been an atheist. He took the quiz with the full intention of scoring as a theist. Of course, when you start taking a quiz who’s purpose is to classify you as something you’re not; you ought to expect to take issue with the results. But your Maximum Leader was surprised nonetheless by the outcome.

Your Maximum Leader knows he has “issues” when it comes to his religious life. But his issues are all grounded in doubt, he still falls easily into the larger judeo-christian-western tradition. He’s thought about blogging more about religion and his own beliefs, but it is hard for him to open up about it. Rest assured however that your Maximum Leader is no atheist or even agnostic. Regardless of the quiz results.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees the challenge glove thrown by Mrs P. Thus, your Maximum Leader feels honour-bound to respond…

Of course, upon a moment of reflection, it is possible that the most honourable thing to do would be to not try to compete with the lady and smile politely while attempting to make small talk. But, the boor in your Maximum Leader compelled him to take the quiz.

You Are 88% Gentleman

No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman. You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable.

Apparently, your Maximum Leader is as much a gentleman as Mrs P, who also discusses religion and politics at the table. Your Maximum Leader tries not to interrupt anyone, except Smallholder. When with his good friend the Smallholder, often all bets are off when it comes to good behaviour.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was subconsciously looking for a quiz to post… Thanks to the Big Hominid he found one.

Your Maximum Leader admits he guessed on one or two. But thanks to the multiple choice format he could take educated guesses. He wonders which question(s) he missed.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader thought he might share this poll that he originally saw over on Rachel’s site.

If turn about is really fair play, he might find a similar poll for Dems and post it too.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader thought he took this quiz before. Now that his archives are back on-line he should try and search for this quiz… But your Maximum Leader is lazy and not going to do that.

Here is the quiz…

Many thanks to GeekLethal for the link.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was sucked into taking another quiz thingie. Results are…

The Norse Pantheon Calls to You!
Take Which Pantheon is Best for you? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey’s Personality Test Generator.

Thanks to Rachel for the link.

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn’t have much going on today. Well… That didn’t come out right. Your Maximum Leader’s mind isn’t clear today and thus he doesn’t have much going on blog-wise.

That means filler.

Here are some quizzes for filler. Most of them found via Rachel.

If your Maximum Leader were a political ticket he would be:

You’re Romney-Gingrich!

As Mitt Romney, you are a study in contradictions. You have a background in staunchly
religious conservatism, yet all your friends seem to be secular liberals. Despite claiming to
be in favor of one kind of life, you have supported another kind of death. And while you look
completely bland, your name is quite funky. All this combines to make you seem schizophrenic,
but people still seem to want you to lead them to gold. Even though no one is quite sure where
you live.
You select Newt Gingrich as your running mate so he can replace Dick Cheney at this post too.
Take the 2008 Presidential Ticket Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Not exactly your Maximum Leader’s expected result…

If he were a train:

You’re the 20th Century Limited!
Fast, sleek, and stylish, you are considered to be one of the most
important people around. Despite having a flashy exterior and very rich friends,
you see your main role in life as relatively routine and even mundane. When you
hang out with others, you want to spend the whole day with them and rarely stop
along the way. If you were a color of carpet, it would be red.

Take the Trains and Railroads Quiz
at RMI Miniature Railroads.

Acceptable choice.

If your Maximum Leader were a state:

You’re Virginia!
Part of the old school, you like both historical sites and crazy
amusement parks. You like saying the word Commonwealth but couldn’t really explain the
concept or how it applies to your life. You like five-sided shapes, five-cent pieces,
and possibly anything else having to do with the number five. Every now and then, you
discard chaff from yourself that you just don’t feel you need. And since you’ve been
wondering… yes, there is a Santa Claus.

Take the State Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.

Good choice… Excellent choice in fact.

If he were a country:

You’r the United Kingdom!
You’re a much weaker person than you used to be, but you still
act like you did when everyone looked up to you.  Despite this, you’re
probably a better person than you were when you had so much power over those
around you.  Though you do have a strange fascination with jewels and monarchs,
which lets you play in castles, but also end up leading a sort of tabloid lifestyle.
 You really like the Beatles, even more than you like Oasis.

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

Another good choice…

Enough frivolity for the day…

Carry on.

Greetings, loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader can add to his growing list of titles a new one:

My Peculiar Aristocratic Title is: His Grace Lord The Maximum Leader the Potential of Eschaton End Get your Peculiar Aristocratic Title

This is definately a formal party type of title… Not like your Maximum Leader’s pimp name of “Fine Ass M. Ice.”

Thanks to Phoenix for the quiz.

Carry on.

I took the quiz mentioned below and “got” a 22.

I wouldn’t put too much stock in this, however. Some of the questions were rather silly. One asked which branch of government you trust the least. There was no option for not trusting any of them. There was also a question of who you trust more - pro ball players or team owners. Agian, no option for “A pox on both of their houses.”

One of the questions asked if the breakdown of the family was the greatest challenge facing the nation. I said yes, but couldn’t go “squishy” with the answer and respond that goverment ought not to get involved, gays aren’t hurting the family, and my fear that there is no good way to prop up the family in the face of rampant consumerism. Ah well.

A good weekend to everyone.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just took a political quiz over that he saw over at Rachel’s site.

She is a 31. Your Maximum Leader is a 35.

A week or so ago, your Maximum Leader was Saint Benedict; now he is Bob Dole.

Carry on.