Zarqawi Tape
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must admit that he has yet to see the soon-to-be-infamous Zarqawi tape in which the terrorist has trouble operating his machine gun…
Your Maximum Leader just learned that the tape in question is even more shocking than first expected… Steve the Llamabutcher shows us the true extent of the depravity.
The horror… Oh the horror!
You know something… Your Maximum Leader suspects that this young woman has no trouble firing a machine gun.
Carry on.