Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw a photo of a billboard put up by an Aussie woman who wants a husband.

Your Maximum Leader will now tell you why this woman’s vain attempt to advertise her way to matirmony will fail.

Line item one of the billboard. Non-drinker. Great Jeezy Chreezy! Your Maximum Leader has NEVER EVER met an Aussie who doesn’t knock one (or two, or three, or a half dozen) back every now and again. Indeed, your Maximum Leader might even go so far as to say that the Aussies are the greatest drinkers in the world. Aussies are, if your Maximum Leader may use a term he hasn’t used in this forum before, Heroic Drinkers!

The Russians may actually drink more. But they are more melancholy in general and not the cheerful happy drinkers that Aussies are.

Carry on.