Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must admit that he has a soft spot in his loins for Ann Coulter. Yes, yes. Your Maximum Leader knows all the anti-Ann lines. Too shrill. Too snarky. Too catty. Too thin. (Okay, your Maximum Leader does think she is too thin.) But still, your Maximum Leader has a soft spot for her.

Imagine his surprise when he read that two U of AZ students were arrested for throwing pies at Ann.

Ann Coulter. Covered in custard pie.

Ann Coulter… Covered… in… custard… gggggrrrrrr…

‹/drooling›

Your Maximum Leader wonders if he could get together with Jennifer Love Hewitt and some custard pies… Oy! That thought may have just caused your Maximum Leader to go cross-eyed for a moment…

Carry on.