Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has wanted to get himself motivated to comment on the riots in France. And he’s wanted to comment on the Carolina Cheerbabe scandal. But he’s found that computer games have occupied his free time… So, he was trying to figure out how to include these two completely unrelated news threads together for pithy commentary…

Our friend Steve the Llama Butcher has discovered what happens when news threads collide. And the results are fabulous.

Carry on.