Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has returned to the Villainschloss.

(And there was much rejoicing.)

But let your Maximum Leader say this… What the hell happened? Gone for a few days and what do the other ministers choose to do? Sit on their fat arses and eat bon-bons and drink champagne (okay, perhaps nachos and beer).

What did they post in your Maximum Leader’s absence?

Nothing.

They didn’t even succumb to the “when the cat is away…” syndrome. They just posted nothing.

One minister was in line to get himself named panjandrum. But since he couldn’t manage even one meagre post… It should be obvious why your Maximum Leader is, in fact, Maximum Leader.

There will be more over the weekend…

Carry on.