Greetings, loyal minons.
(Shout out to my peeps!)

Your Maximum Leader proudly affiliates Nakedvillainy.com with the Blog Pimp Alliance.
(Fine Ass M. Ice sez his posse is down wif the othah Pimps. Yo!)

The Blog Pimp Alliance has a dashing logo, forthwith displayed here.
(Da Pimps is showin’ their colors. Yo!)

Your Maximum Leader is sure that the Foreign Minister is happy to join the Alliance.
(Fine Ass M. Ice is knowin’ his donkey Sweet Chocolate Slick is cool with the playas.)

But, your Maximum Leader believes that the Smallholder, AirMarshal, Minister of Propaganda, and Big Hominid are lukewarm, at best, towards such an affiliation.
(Yo! Fine Ass M. Ice thinks D. Magical S. Quick, Reverend Air Loco, Crazy Eyes Director Flex, and Sugartastic Big Clinton would rather be hangin’ wif yo momma.)

Of course, your Maximum Leader is in charge here…
(Fine Ass M. Ice is da Man. And if you aint cool with it he’ll pop a cap in yo ass! Beeyatch!)

Carry on.
(Peace out my Brother!)