Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is looking for some fun, silly, stupid, bad movies to watch. He is feeling like he needs to have a night of sophomoric cinema with many beer chasers.

One the “possibilities” list of films is Vamps. With a tag line that reads: “Tonight… Heather is lapdancing for her soul.” how bad could it be? Alice Cooper described “Vamps” as the “‘Gone With The Wind’ of vampire stripper movies.” It don’t get much better than that when it comes to celebrity endoresments.

So, your Maximum Leader is going to endeavour to get a copy of “Vamps” on DVD and watch it with some beers. If he can manage to get the Air Marshal or Smallholder to sojourn to the Villainschloss to join him that would cap off the evening…

Nothing so befits a man as a Friday night with beer and a vampire stripper movie.

Speaking of strippers… Well not exactly strippers… More just boobies…

Your Maximum Leader first discovered Page 3 girls in 1985 on his first visit to the United Kingdom. Ah yes… The magic that is “The Sun” to a hormonally active 16 years old boy.

Well… A few years ago your Maximum Leader signed up for the weekly e-mail of busty babes from Page 3. They call the weekly update the “Lodge.” Well, he just got this week’s lodge. And he’s never seen this lovely lady before. Your Maximum Leader will make a mental note to keep an eye out for Sophie. (That link is NSFW.)

Thanks to the good people at Page 3 for continuing to bring quality busty babes to the news-seeking public. Your Maximum Leader salutes you!

Carry on.