Villainous Commerce
Greetings, loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader wanted to point out that there is a sale going on at Your Maximum Leader’s Villainous Commerce Store. Ladies! Get your Nakedvillainy t-shirts for the perfectly reasonable price of $13 (US - no Loonies!).
Of course ladies, if you are in the mood you could pick up a Nakedvillainy Thong.
Guys. You can’t help but look studly, super-intelligent, and hung like a horse while wearing a Naked Villainy t-shirt. Chicks dig the nifty image of your Maximum Leader on your Schwarzenegger-esque pectorals. (Did your Maximum Leader mention that wearing his t-shirt will actually cause your pectorals to bulge?)
Loyal minions, indulge yourselves…
Commerce break is now concluded.
Carry on.