Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was just taking a little drive out to the country in the Villainmobile. In the course of trying to find the Sox/Yankees game on the radio (NB to self: must get XM radio) he heard some pundit-types going on about undecided voters. It seems the typical undecided voter is: a woman, single, a mother, lower-income, and undecided because she is afraid of making the wrong choice in the election.

What? Afraid of making the wrong choice in the election? Have we become so Oprahfied that we need handholding in the voting booth? This disgusts your Maximum Leader. (NB to self: in MWO must give only one choice in elections so that people aren’t afraid of making the wrong choice.)

What the hell is wrong with people? Has it not occurred to these “undecided” voters that agonizing over their decision may itself be a wrong choice?

Your Maximum Leader feels a “shrinking the franchise” post may be upcoming.

Carry on.