Boooze Response No. 1.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader will answer the questions posed to him by his illustrious AirMarshal.

Your Maximum Leader believes that Scotch is perfect for all seasons. Although, for the sake of full disclosure, he probably drinks more Scotch in the Fall - Winter - Spring months than in summer. Bourbon is good for summer drinking; in that your Maximum Leader does sort of like a good Mint Julep.

And beer is always a good choice too. Your Maximum Leader prefers Sam Adams among most domestic brews. Although he also likes Yuengling’s as well. Your Maximum Leader also is very fond o Bass Ale and Guinness.

As far as wines go, your Maximum Leader is definately a red man. He likes his Egri Bikaver, his burgundies, his merlots. But he also likes his port (generally after dinner with a good cigar and a bad woman).

Your Maximum Leader doesn’t know if he goes through some sort of seasonal change with his booze. Booze is more a state of mind.

Carry on.

BOOOOOOOZE

So enough politics and back to important things.

My favorite drink, were I to choose, would probably be an Islay Single Malt. Probably Lagavulin. These are heavy, smoky Scotches with a great deal of character. The kind of scotch you can imagine Captain McAllister from “The Simpsons” taking a drink of and saying “Ag!”

However, on a hot summers day, or night, this just doesn’t feel right. To me, Lagavulin is best enjoyed in the fall, Winter or early spring. Drinks to me are seasonal. Winter’s a time for Whiskey in general. Summer’s a time for something else. Ice cold beer, yes, but more than that.

So this brings me to my question, and I encourage all of you to answer.

To the denizens of this blog, what is your favorite Summer beer, and your favorite summer cocktail. It’s a hot and humid july night. You’ve been working on the farm, in the yard, hitting on starlets, playing softball, or doing whatever Germans do. You come in, and you want a drink. What do you have?

For me the beer is easy. In the summer, I love Corona with lime. Yeah, sometimes I want A Sam Adams, or something heavier. But more often than not, in June, July and August, my favorite is Corona. I cannot stomach Budweiser. I will go without rather than drink Bud. My football beer is Miller Lite, which is also a nice cookout beer. Still, in hot weather, I’ll reach for a Corona if it’s available. Caveat is that on July 4th I drink American Beer. Sam Adams preferably.

The cocktail is a little trickier. I might have to say my summer choice is probably a gin and tonic. I’m not too particular about gin. I buy Tanqueray largely because that was my Dad’s brand, and I like it. No reason to change. Bombay Saphire’s good, but not better enough than Tanqueray to justify the $5 more per bottle.

Tequila is a summer favorite. Good tequila, none of this Cuervo crap. I blogged earlier on Tequila’s and margaritas, so I won’t say more here. Search the Archives for my feelings on Tequila. Rum is also a summer drink to me. Rum and Coke, or a Mojito are both nice summer cocktais. And Bourbon on the rocks, or a Mint Julep, can be very nice in hot weather. As far as Bourbon goes, though, I’m enough of a snob to not buy cheap bourbon, and I’m enough of a purist to not want to dilute good bourbon over ice. So that’s a catch 22. Makers Mark or Wild Turkey Rare Breed on the rocks can be very pleasant, though. Actually, scratch that. Rare Breed is too good to pour over ice.

Maybe it has something to do with the climate of the geographic origin of the liquor. Tequila, Rum, and Bourbon are all from places with nasty and hot summers. Scotch is from a colder climate. Maybe that determines when it’s best to drink a spirit.

Still, something about a Gin and Tonic just works in hot weather. So that’s my choice. I was gonna google something about the history of this cocktail, but I’m too lazy. Go look it up yourself.

And please, no sissy frozen drinks. Might as well pour a shot of everclear in a slurpee.

La Chaim

Sympathy for the Air Marshal…

I feel your pain. Really I do. I have spent 8 years myself wondering what the hell the guy in the oval office was doing and couldn’t believe the apologist on the left that were so blinded by their donkey shirt that they couldn’t see the truth even if they wanted to.

As to the current situation
I think that we are all going through a paradigm shift over the role of our president and the United States’ place on the world stage. I know that it is a cliche to say, but 9-11 caused it all. Had it not been for that, we would have had 8 mediocre years of W presidency where taxes went down and gun rights were left alone and that is about it.

But the reality is different. We are in un-chartered territory with this war on terrorism and hind sight and arm chair quarterbackin’ make some people feel like their geniuses and give them a chance to thump the chest but, like the guy who watches jeopardy at home and aces all the questions. When they get their chance on stage, they choke on even the easiest questions.

This is not a Hollywood script where in a half of an hour all the loose end are tied up and we have a few laughs along the way. We are in a war that threatens the very fabric of American society and our way of life.

Crazy shit is gonna happen no matter whose watch its on now and we have to be prepared to take the fight to the enemy.

George W had the US abstain from the UN resolution condemning Israel for their recent military offensive. Did ANY of the A-Rab countries go on record as to say “Wow, those Americans are really coming around… Thanks!” ???? If we had vetoed the resoulution, we would have been seeing more burning flags in the Middle East and we would be lectured by the Palestinians about how biased we are.

I personally believe that going to War in Iraq was the right thing to do. I did not need the WMD argument. (I find it strange that CNN’s website had NOTHING on the Sarin… You know the WMD, that was found in Iraq). The Middle East is, and has been, a festering cesspool of anti-Americanism (and Anti-Western) for a LONG time, not just under George W. The governments and royal families blame everything bad on the US and Israel to take the pressure off of their own corrupt regimes. So the average guy in the middle east is some poor bastard with a shitty standard of living that has been born and bred on anti-US sentiment while their countries wealth and resources are only benefiting the elite.

The war on terrorism is not going to be over until there is democracy and prosperity in the middle east. That is not going to happen until their regimes are toppled from within or from without. I hope that by starting Iraq on this road, that neighboring countries will see that the freedom and democracy and control over their own resources is a good thing and they will start to work harder for change in their own countries.

As Americans, we cannot wait for this process to happen “naturally” as their might not be any tall buildings to fly things into then.

Back to the trenches….

Political stuff

Great essay by Kurt Vonnegut here.

Couple of great quotes:

If you want to take my guns away from me, and you‚ÄövÑv¥re all for murdering fetuses, and love it when homosexuals marry each other, and want to give them kitchen appliances at their showers, and you‚ÄövÑv¥re for the poor, you‚ÄövÑv¥re a liberal.

If you are against those perversions and for the rich, you‚ÄövÑv¥re a conservative.

About Bush, and Alcohol, he has this to say.


My government‚ÄövÑv¥s got a war on drugs. But get this: The two most widely abused and addictive and destructive of all substances are both perfectly legal.

One, of course, is ethyl alcohol. And President George W. Bush, no less, and by his own admission, was smashed or tiddley-poo or four sheets to the wind a good deal of the time from when he was 16 until he was 41. When he was 41, he says, Jesus appeared to him and made him knock off the sauce, stop gargling nose paint.

Other drunks have seen pink elephants

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Vonnegut also brings something to mind, something that I’d like BigHominid to comment on.

As I look at Dubya, I wonder to myself how anyone with his apparant set of values can claim that he is a Christian. First of all, I am not a Christian. Consider me an educated, and curious outsider. But somehow, I don’t think Jesus would approve of Bush’s version of Christianity, whatever that is.

I have known a few southern-type Born Agains in my day, and unfortunately Bush is typical of them. The belief at the core is that they have “seen the light”, opened themself to Jesus, and they are saved. It really doesn’t matter what they do, as long as they accept Jesus as their personal savior. Back in college, a friend trying to convert me to his version of Christianty tried to explain to me how, in theory, he could do just about anything but it would be OK becuase Jesus hase forgiven him through salvation. I however was damned regardless of what I did in life because I hadn’t accepted Jesus. It was my friends mission in life to bring others into this fold I guess.

Maybe that’s how Bush sees Christianity. Get to know Jesus, be forgiven and get your friends to help buy you a share of a baseball team, or get daddy to get you an executive position with an Oil Company. Then life is hunky dory. In a serious note, the notion that acceptance of Jesus is all that is required strikes me as incredibly similar to Islam. Submit to the will of Allah, follow the rules, and you gain righteousness.

This isn’t what I get out of the Sermon on the Mount. But then again, I’m just an outsider looking in trying to understand. I see mercy, love, compassion and sympathy for those less fortunate, with an liberal dose of dogma thrown in. Couple this with a disdain for opressors and hypocrites. That’s what I see. But that’s just me.

Enraged Smallholder and Gay Marriage for the Maximum Leader

I’ll probably be AWOL for a couple of days on the blog. Your humble, normally calm Smallholder is currently seeing the world through a red haze.

Irresponsible dog owners must be shot.

I’m not sparing the dogs anymore. I have failed before to put down a dog that has threatened my livestock. I won’t make the mistake again. Even my softhearted wife wants blood.

[happy thoughts… happy thoughts… go to my happy place…]

During the hiatus I need to recoup my mental stabilty, here is a link for the Maximum Leader. I think that it makes a pro-gay marriage argument that might appeal to the Maximum Leader re: individual liberty. At the very least, I would like his response.

Rooting for the shirt

The Southern post below got me thinking.

Seinfeld had a great routine about sports fans in the era of free agency rooting for the shirt, not the team. The point being that the only identity the team has in the modern era comes from the uniforms. When guys bounce between rivals without a care in the world, it’s difficult to maintain an attachment to the team concept.

That’s what I think of when I hear conservative appologists for the Bush regime. Bush seems about as Republican to me as Jesse Jackson. Or Michael Jackson. Whichever. He’s just a rich oil guy from Texas with a bunch of rich friend who happen to have won the White House. He has about as much of a clue as that little blond snot nosed brat who played Annakin in Episode I.

You don’t have to like him, just cause he carries the same GOP card in his wallet that you do. You can still like Kerry less. But stop trying to paint Bush as some glorious leader. He’s a shitty president with shrewd political handlers and big money. Maybe you feel you have to defend him because you feel he is one of yours. It’s painful to read posts by Buckley and Will where they procede to out think out president in order to rationalize his policies. Guys, the presidents policies aren’t thought out completely. Bush has out-punted his coverage and puntits are the guys trying to figure out how to block for a return when the punter screwed up. And, yes, the President should be a QB, but I feel a punter analogy is more appropriate for this guy.

And please don’t respond by bashing Kerry. That’s irrelevant. I’m talking about the loser who is in the White House now. I don’t really like Kerry, and I won’t defend him. I’m struggling with the problem of who would be worse since I think they’ll both be bad presidents.

A Southern Conservative’s Advice for GW

I thought this was amusing.

Money quote:

If that support [for the war] goes the way of Coke’s stock, then you might as well join Halliburton’s board come December. Without support for the war, then people will judge Bush on a domestic record that makes that Arkansas boy Billy Clinton look as fiscally responsible as your local Wal-Mart.

That’s why I’ve been sweating so much for you in the Confederacy, and not at Hilton Head. Lots of people, and not just Southerners, are beginning to reckon that if it wasn’t for Iraq, then Bush would be exposed as the biggest spender since that New Yorker FDR, and with none of Huey Long’s charm. If it wasn’t for Iraq, Southerners might even choose a Massachusetts Democrat this November on the basis that he would govern closer to the Right.

Speaking of the Maximum Leader

Maximum Leaders in cartoon history.

Grass-Fed Beef on the Internet

Mercola also has a partnership to sell grass-fed beef. Maybe if I was internet savvy I could get $8.00/lb too.

Right now I get $2.00/lb hanging weight which translates into about $3.00/lb. Don’t laugh, business majors. I may only break even, but I ejoy my life and have fun, CPAs be damned. Plus, my tasty meat pleases the Maximum Leader. See if your internet profits will save you when the Mike World Order arrives.

Meat = Hunger Meme

Once more the professionals say it better than I.

From the Mercola site:

Myth #1: Meat consumption contributes to famine and depletes the Earth’s natural resources.

Some vegetarians have claimed that livestock require pasturage that could be used to farm grains to feed starving people in Third World countries. It is also claimed that feeding animals contributes to world hunger because livestock are eating foods that could go to feed humans. The solution to world hunger, therefore, is for people to become vegetarians. These arguments are illogical and simplistic.

The first argument ignores the fact that about 2/3 of our Earth’s dry land is unsuitable for farming. It is primarily the open range, desert and mountainous areas that provide food to grazing animals and that land is currently being put to good use (1).

The second argument is faulty as well because it ignores the vital contributions that livestock animals make to humanity’s well-being. It is also misleading to think that the foods grown and given to feed livestock could be diverted to feed humans:

Agricultural animals have always made a major contribution to the welfare of human societies by providing food, shelter, fuel, fertilizer and other products and services. They are a renewable resource, and utilize another renewable resource, plants, to produce these products and services. In addition, the manure produced by the animals helps improve soil fertility and, thus, aids the plants. In some developing countries the manure cannot be utilized as a fertilizer but is dried as a source of fuel.

There are many who feel that because the world population is growing at a faster rate than is the food supply, we are becoming less and less able to afford animal foods because feeding plant products to animals is an inefficient use of potential human food.

It is true that it is more efficient for humans to eat plant products directly rather than to allow animals to convert them to human food. At best, animals only produce one pound or less of human food for each three pounds of plants eaten.

However, this inefficiency only applies to those plants and plant products that the human can utilize. The fact is that over two-thirds of the feed fed to animals consists of substances that are either undesirable or completely unsuited for human food.

Thus, by their ability to convert inedible plant materials to human food, animals not only do not compete with the human rather they aid greatly in improving both the quantity and the quality of the diets of human societies. (2)

Furthermore, at the present time, there is more than enough food grown in the world to feed all people on the planet. The problem is widespread poverty making it impossible for the starving poor to afford it. In a comprehensive report, the Population Reference Bureau attributed the world hunger problem to poverty, not meat-eating (3). It also did not consider mass vegetarianism to be a solution for world hunger.

What would actually happen, however, if animal husbandry were abandoned in favor of mass agriculture, brought about by humanity turning towards vegetarianism?

If a large number of people switched to vegetarianism, the demand for meat in the United States and Europe would fall, the supply of grain would dramatically increase, but the buying power of poor [starving] people in Africa and Asia wouldn’t change at all.

The result would be very predictable — there would be a mass exodus from farming. Whereas today the total amount of grains produced could feed 10 billion people, the total amount of grain grown in this post-meat world would likely fall back to about 7 or 8 billion. The trend of farmers selling their land to developers and others would accelerate quickly. (4)

In other words, there would be less food available for the world to eat. Furthermore, the monoculture of grains and legumes, which is what would happen if animal husbandry were abandoned and the world relied exclusively on plant foods for its food, would rapidly deplete the soil and require the heavy use of artificial fertilizers, one ton of which requires ten tons of crude oil to produce (5).

As far as the impact to our environment, a closer look reveals the great damage that exclusive and mass farming would do. British organic dairy farmer and researcher Mark Purdey wisely points out that if “veganic agricultural systems were o gain a foothold on the soil, then agrochemical use, soil erosion, cash cropping, prairie-scapes and ill health would escalate.” (6)

Neanderthin author Ray Audette concurs with this view:

Since ancient times, the most destructive factor in the degradation of the environment has been monoculture agriculture. The production of wheat in ancient Sumeria transformed once-fertile plains into salt flats that remain sterile 5,000 years later.

As well as depleting both the soil and water sources, monoculture agriculture also produces environmental damage by altering the delicate balance of natural ecosystems. World rice production in 1993, for instance, caused 155 million cases of malaria by providing breeding grounds for mosquitoes in the paddies. Human contact with ducks in the same rice paddies resulted in 500 million cases of influenza during the same year.(7)

There is little doubt, though, that commercial farming methods, whether of plants or animals produce harm to the environment. With the heavy use of agrochemicals, pesticides, artificial fertilizers, hormones, steroids, and antibiotics common in modern agriculture, a better way of integrating animal husbandry with agriculture needs to be found. A possible solution might be a return to “mixed farming,” described below.

“The educated consumer and the enlightened farmer together can bring about a return of the mixed farm, where cultivation of fruits, vegetables and grains is combined with the raising of livestock and fowl in a manner that is efficient, economical and environmentally friendly.

For example, chickens running free in garden areas eat insect pests, while providing high-quality eggs; sheep grazing in orchards obviate the need for herbicides; and cows grazing in woodlands and other marginal areas provide rich, pure milk, making these lands economically viable for the farmer. It is not animal cultivation that leads to hunger and famine, but unwise agricultural practices and monopolistic distribution systems.” (8)

The “mixed farm” is also healthier for the soil, which will yield more crops if managed according to traditional guidelines. Mark Purdey has accurately pointed out that a crop field on a mixed farm will yield up to five harvests a year, while a “mono-cropped” one will only yield one or two (9). Which farm is producing more food for the world’s peoples?

Purdey well sums up the ecological horrors of “battery farming” and points to future solutions by saying:

Our agricultural establishments could do very well to outlaw the business-besotted farmers running intensive livestock units, battery systems and beef-burger bureaucracies; with all their wastages, deplorable cruelty, anti-ozone slurry systems; drug/chemical induced immunotoxicity resulting in B.S.E. [see myth # 13] and salmonella, rain forest eradication, etc.

Our future direction must strike the happy, healthy medium of mixed farms, resurrecting the old traditional extensive system as a basic framework, then bolstering up productivity to present day demands by incorporating a more updated application of biological science into farming systems. (10)

It does not appear, then, that livestock farming, when properly practiced, damages the environment. Nor does it appear that world vegetarianism or exclusively relying on agriculture to supply the world with food are feasible or ecologically wise ideas.

Fisking The Tofu Mystics

Analphilosopher’s Animal Ethics Blog sent me over to the Society of Ethical and Religious Vegetarians homepage. This organization attempts to convert people to vegetarianism through religious argument.

I read the SERV argument and said to myself: “Self, these people need a severe fisking.”

Let the fisking commence!

OUR RESPECTFUL CHALLENGE TO RELIGIOUS COMMUNITIES:

1) Religions stress that we should treat all creatures with compassion. Yet, ten billion animals are raised in abusive “factory farms” and brutally slaughtered annually in the U.S. Farmers deny animals fresh air, space to move comfortably, and fulfillment of their instinctive needs.

This is a strong indictment of factory farms. However, saying that some farmers - okay, most - engage in noncompassionate practices does not lead one down the primrose path to vegetarianism. It’s almost as if they are saying: Since some Catholic priests molested little boys, we should avoid Methodist clergymen at all costs. If religious folks want compassionately raised animals, they should find small scale farmers and support the sustainable agriculture movement.

From a religious viewpoint, the Jewish, Christian and Muslim scriptures are pretty clear in granting humans dominion over the beasts of the field. In fact the consumption of some animals (unfortunately not port, which in the words of Vincent Vega, “tastes good,”) is explicitly sanctioned. I’m not sure how even the most hardcore liberal revisionist can get around Biblical approval of meat consumption.

2) Religions teach that people be very careful about preserving their health and their lives. However, animal-centered diets have been linked to heart disease, several forms of cancer, strokes, and other degenerative diseases.

Sure, overconsumption of meat products is bad for you. Everything should be balanced. Dad and I ought to stop picking off the tasty spiced fat from the roast pig. But if we eliminate all food that has been linked to health problems when it is abused, even the vegetarians are going to go hungry. My recommendations here link back to the previous item. If a religious person is concerned about keeping their temple-body healthy, they ought to moderate all food consumption, exercise, and maybe support the sustainable agriculture movement by purchasing leaner grass-fed beef from their local farmer.

3) Religions emphasize sharing with hungry people. However, two-thirds of harvested grain in the U.S. and 37% worldwide is fed to animals destined for slaughter. Meanwhile, an estimated 20 million people die annually because of hunger and its effects.

This claim is ridiculous. I particularly like the response of the little kid who, when commanded to finish his plate because children are starving to Africa, volunteers to mail his leftovers to Ethiopia. If we eliminated factory livestock production and its attendant unnatural grain consumption, the grain we are growing in Kansas ain’t goin’ to Somalia. Without economic incentive, it won‚ÄövÑvÂ¥t be grown. I advocate the elimination of confinement livestock feeding, but not from some dreamy impractical hope of ending poverty, but because confinement feeding is cruel to the animals, bad for the farmer (agricultural margins are smaller and smaller every year), bad for rural communities, bad for pollution, produce lower-quality meat (taste, drugs, and fat), and leads to erosion (due to the erosion caused by grain monoculture). Let’s turn those two thousand acre cornfields into grazing paddocks. Everyone wins.

The claim that 20 million people die annually because Americans like to eat steak is just plain wrong and they know it. It’s a simplisitic, and worse, dishonest argument.

In fact, if the world converted to vegetarianism, MORE people would die of starvation. Leaving aside aquaculture entirely, animals like sheep, cattle, and goats can produce calories for human consumption in areas entirely unsuitable to plant production. Some hillsides and arid regions just can‚ÄövÑv¥t be turned in tomato gardens. But, through the miracle of the ruminate digestive system, grass that is inedible to humans (never mind that the long-suffering North Koreans try) can be converted to an eminently digestable and healthy product.

4) Religions teach that preserving and nurturing the earth is a spiritual imperative. Yet, animal-centered diets waste food, land, water, energy, and other resources, contribute substantially to soil erosion and depletion, and promote air and water pollution, tropical rain forest and other habitat destruction, and global warming.

Pasture agriculture actually REDUCES erosion. The thick, well-managed sward of grass covering my hillside pastures holds the soil better than the naturally occurring forest that would quickly take over if I pulled animals off the land. If I planted crops, the bare earth would literally wash away over the course of a few years. Drive through moderately hilly farm country and you can spot washes where farmers looking to survive put hillsides into corn production.

The rain forest destruction will continue whether the people of Brazil eat beef or not. Farmers are going to slash and burn if the alternative is starvation. If they plant gardens rather than graze cattle, the weak soil of the rain forest will give up its meager plant nutrients that much faster.

The pollution attributed to agriculture exists, but again the vegetarians are confusing factory farming with all farming.

5) Religions stress that people should pursue peace and that violence results from unjust conditions. However, animal-based diets, by wasting valuable resources, help to perpetuate the widespread hunger and poverty that eventually lead to instability and war.

I’ve dealt with this above. Resources are not wasted because of meat consumption. Areas that lack resources are going to be in trouble no matter what. Grain that American farmers can‚ÄövÑvÂ¥t sell to feedlots won‚ÄövÑvÂ¥t be grown. Economic reality, societal instability, and lack of birth control lead to famine. I’ll eat a grass-fed steak tonight with a crystal clear conscience.

Moving towards a vegetarian diet expresses one’s conviction that we should show compassion for animals, preserve health, help feed hungry people, protect the environment, conserve resources, and pursue peace. We respectfully ask those who take religious values seriously: Should we not be moving towards plant-based diets?

I don’t see how there has been much of a religious argument here. There have been vague, factually inaccurate appeals to a sense of social justice. If the social justice claims are wrong, there is no religious requirement to follow the vegetarian example, even if there was not explicit Biblical approval of omnivorism.

But then again, I can hardly claim to an expert on religion like the Big Hominid. I’m just a poor lapsed Lutheran attending a church whose hard and fast religious doctrine is based on the totally unambiguous, cut and dried, crystal clear Nineteen Articles.

Fuel Cell Cars

Smallholder was watching Scientific American last night with his wife and wee one. The episode, hosted by Alan Alda, detailed the coming generation of fuel cell cars.

If fuel cell cars became practical, we would no longer need to purchase foreign oil. That seems to be a much more efficient way to strangle muslim extremism than nation-building.

Cars would have lower maintenance costs because the engines would not have the stress of internal combustion and heat conversion.

Since the only exhaust from a fuel cell is water vapor, it would dramatically reduce pollution (even the Minister of Propaganda in L.A. would be able to take a deep breath once and a while).

Hydrogen could be processed on-site at service stations, reducing the amount of trucking that currently sevices our gas-based economy.

Why the hell is the government leaving such revolutionary technology development to the whims of the marketplace?

Several car companies are experimenting with the technology, but their research investments are low because there is an obstacle to widespread adoption of fuel cell vehicles. No one will but fuel cell vehicles until hydrogen is widely available at service stations. But service stations won’t start to sell hydrogen until a demand exists. Catch-22.

If Smallholder was in charge, we would be pouring billions of dollars into research, billions more into economic incentives - tax credits of a couple thousand dollars to every family that buys a fuel cell car, low-cost loans to service stations converting to hydrogen, the switch of government fleets to hydrogen power, etc.

Perhaps our resident scientist could give us a brief essay on fuel cells and how they work. I’m sure it would bemuch more nelightening than my agrodumps on bovine ovaries.

And while your Maximum Leader is confessing…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must be in a confessional mode. He is also “thinking” of the beautiful Anna. Who he is glad to say posted again after a long absence. Your Maximum Leader hopes that the time off was relaxing for her. (At least time off blogging.)

Carry on.

Methinks…

That the Maximum Leader enjoyed Annika’s post only because he stopped to imagine the lovely poet in each type of banned attire.

Confess, Mike!

UPDATE FROM YOUR MAXIMUM LEADER: Guilty as charged on the counts of: beachwear, halter tops, severe mini-skirts, tank tops, backless/strapless clothing, midriff tops, spandex, low cut clothing, and jumpers. Your Maximum Leader loves jumpers….

Contrition for HR people…

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader got a chuckle out of this post from the lovely Annika. He liked the revised Act of Contrition at the end.

And he likes to imagine Annika in beachwear at the office…

Carry on.

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