T.O.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader saw the stories.
First he tried to kill himself… Then he was just “out of it” and his publicist called 9-1-1. Then… Well who knows what is going on?
Admit it…
Just a moment after reading the first headlines you were shocked.
A moment after that you were having a weird Richard Cory moment.
Then you shook your head and sort of wished he did it.
Admit it… You sorta did.
Carry on.