Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was reading the news wire when he came across this article: Bad Days for South Korea’s Type-B Men. It seems that there is some sort of belief in a connection between blood type and personality type in Korea. Thus Korean women instead of asking “What’s your sign?” now seem to ask “What’s your blood type?” when picking up men.

Perhaps this is the root of the Big Hominid’s woman problems.

Carry on.