This is News?
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the Reuters news wire is reporting that Donald Rumsfeld is ready to “run a horse ranch.” It seems as though during a visit with King Mohammed of Morocco the US Secretary of Defence joked to the care taker of the King’s horse ranch that he (the care-taker) “had the best job in the world. Would you like to trade jobs?”
Okay… Rumsfeld likes horses. Rumsfeld owns a horse ranch of his own. Rumsfeld was making small talk with someone that didn’t revolve around the theme of bombing someone back to the neolithic period…
Remind your Maximum Leader what makes this news?
Carry on.