April 8th, 2005
The Real Reason

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees on the news wires that Anna Nicole Smith is not going to go to Canada to protest the killing of baby seals. She claims that she fears for her safety.

Your Maximum Leader knows the real reason.

She has been advised that her saline implants will freeze, and her boobies will explode.

Carry on.

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