The Smallholder notes, with grim bemusement, the Maximum Leader’s feeble attempt to distract our readers from the real fairest of the fair. He discusses Jennifer Love Hewitt and Kate Moss, but excludes the ethereal beauty of Jamie Pressly from consideration?

We once had a poll for official babe of Naked Villainy. The Maximum Leader, following the hoary tradition of single party dictatorships everywhere, stuffed, as it were, the ballot box.

But the truth cannot be so easily surpressed.

The proof, as they say (or at least the Primer Minister of Singapore) is in the pudding.

JLH and JP both have new series debuting this fall - “The Ghost (snicker snicker) Whisperer” and “My Name is Earl” The American people, voting with their eyes and advertising dollars, will demonstrate once and for all that Jaime is waaaaay better looking than a glorified balloon smuggler.

Or a coke-addled anorexic.