The Minister of Propaganda’s Sudden and Startling Return From the 29th Century
Who’s your daddy now, Maximum Leader? Since I control the weather, I can seriously fuck you up.
Believe.
UPDATE FROM YOUR MAXIMUM LEADER: I still have you in agility and intelligence… I’ll just have to keep my distance.
REPLY FROM THE MINISTER OF PROPAGANDA: My water attack capitalizes on your hydophobia, and shifts the combat results in my favor: if you run the match-ups, I’m victorious in three out of six combinations, and the other three are ties. Loyal Minions should ignore our Maximum Leader’s futile spin of the facts — welcome to the MofPWO!
P.S. We can test it when I see you in July.