The Maximum Leader’s Feigned Squeamishness
The Maximum Leader is offended by my concern for my good friend (see here).
If the line has been crossed, well hell, I might as well enjoy myself.
I have composed haikus in my beloved leader’s honor:
Maximum Leader
Pretends to be offended
Secretly intrigued
Necrophilia
Sounds nasty to you and me
ML’s cup of tea
Gov Schwartzenegger
Thinks the Maximum Leader’s
Hobby offensive
Feel free to chime in, BigHo!
UPDATE FROM YOUR MAXIMUM LEADER: Heh.