December 20th, 2005
The Horror! The Horror!

The department of social services showed up at my house this morning and took the wee ones into protective custody. Mrs. Smallholder and I were charged with felony child abuse.

Someone called the government and reported us for malicious cruelty.

We were raising the kids as Green Bay Packers fans.

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