Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader thought today would be a great blogging day. He was wrong. Allow him to explain…

The Wee Villain isn’t feeling well. Stomach virus… So your Maximum Leader was tending to him… Your Maximum Leader has been thrown up on twice today. Once last night. The time last night was the worst. It was the two-hours-after-drinking-milk vomit. Ack. Imagine cottage cheese that has sat out in the sun for a day or so. Then douse the festering cottage cheese in stomach acid. Throw in some half digested peaches and chicken nuggets. That is what was covering your Maximum Leader last night.

Former milk vomit is the worst.

Anyhoo… Your Maximum Leader thought he’d be able to wax philosophic today once the Wee Villain fell asleep. Alas… The Wee Villain would only sleep while cradled in your Maximum Leader’s arms. Can’t blog like that.

So your Maximum Leader started watching the Firefly marathon on SciFi.

Your Maximum Leader likes it. Likes it very much. Firefly that is…

That is about all he has to blog about now. He’s going to try and write something decent next week… Or maybe later today… Most likely not tonight…

Carry on.