The Minister of Propaganda had perjured himself before Judge Sadie, accusing your manly Smallholder of secret metrosexual tendencies. For the record, my favorite Star Wars action figure was Snaggletooth.

I too have testimony to offer. If Rob’s confession here is not enough to convince prosecuters to launch a case, I will offer my own eyewitness testimony to the Minister of Propaganda’s crime spree.

I just hope I don’t get indicted as a co-conspirator.

Honest, your honor, I just introduced Rob to those girls. I had no idea that they would go break the law.