Take that MD!
Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, for many many years, has had harboured a real dislike of Maryland. It must be said that some of your Maximum Leader’s best friends and most loyal minions live (or have lived) in Maryland. But it still pains him to travel to/in that state. Now, it gives him great pleasure to say that Virginia has bitch-slapped Maryland in the US Supreme Court.
Carry on.