Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is shocked (Shocked!) to have been subjected to a 37 year old bosom on the telly last night! He is even more shocked that the innocent Villainettes have been subjected to this pornographic half-time show! And to think the “Eye” network would do this to millions of Americans. Your Maximum Leader supposes they just had to compete with the Lingere Bowl somehow.

(NB: Is your Maximum Leader the only one who thinks that the “flames behind the CBS logo” station identifications look a bit too much like Sauron’s eye from LOTR?)

Anyway… Overall a very good game; made so by a good ending. Of course, if you missed the first two quarters you didn’t really miss anything. For a few moments your Maximum Leader feared that this game was going to be scoreless at the end of regulation. Your Maximum Leader wishes the New England Patriots a hearty “Huzzah!” for their victory. (Mrs Villain was rooting hard for you.) And to the Carolina Panthers, your Maximum Leader sends you on your way with a pat on the shoulder and a “Good show chaps!”

Commercials weren’t as good as expected. Sad really that the ads have become the show within the show. Your Maximum Leader thought the whole pupose for Tivo’s invention was to edit out ads? But not Super Bowl ads.

Well… While you are out there contemplating Janet’s bosom just remember, MTV will never do another half-time show again.

Carry on.