Wouldn’t it just suck if our old girlfriends got blogs?

Ex-Smallholder Girl:
“And then he tried to go out with me and my friend in the same evening! The Cad! Well, at least he wasn’t inadequate like the Minister of Propaganda”

Ex-Maximum Leader Girl:
“Mike was hitting on me?”

Ex-Minister of Propaganda Girl:
“I am, like, so tired of all these girls trying to get to my man just so they can get into a movie. They are, like, so shallow. I wonder when Rob will get home? My agent says there will be a bit part in his movie…”

Ex-Foreign Minister Girl:
“Greg is such a stud, but I wonder about his friends. Mark dances with his hands over his head and Mike keeps chatting with strange men he meets in the club.”