Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was just reading in the Washington Post and on the news wires how the Spanish Government appears to have arrested some Morrocans and Indians in connection with the Madrid Train bombings. It seems the Spanish Government is backing away from ETA as the perps.

If this is, in fact, a new Al Qaida offensive against the west (as some have speculated); your Maximum Leader will keep the peoples of Britain, Poland, South Korea, Japan, Denmark, Australia, the Czech Republic and our other allies in my prayers. Let us hope they do not have to suffer as the Spanish have.

Carry on.