Smallholder Returns
Naked villainy:
Has lackluster blog posting
Reduced our traffic?
Never fear, minions
Smallholder returns in style
Chews gum, kicks ass
Deviant Marriage?
A vociferous defense!
That’s how I roll, punk!
Sensible gov’ment?
Smallholder condemns Congress,
Administration
Wanna pick a fight?
Do your worst! Loose the canines!
I’m, all outta gum
I’d write a sonnet
But the lovely Ally says
Just haiku, farmer