Skippy has turned in a grand total of four posts since October 9.

Is this what happens when Skippy “gets happy?”

It’s like Samson cutting his hair.

I miss my morning measure of malevolent misanthropic musings.

Ophelia, you have to help us out.

Dump Skippy. Dump him now.

Publicly.

As humiliatingly as possible.

Don’t be selfish and think of your happiness together. Sacrifice sanity so strangers can feel smugly superior to Skippy’s shitty souless span. Seriously.

Seriously, I’m happy for Skippy and hope he finds a way to return to his political commentary soon; his blog was one of my favorite things about the election season.