Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader reads that Simon Wisenthal has died in Vienna. He was 96.

Your Maximum Leader is sure that if you were inclined to do so you’ve already read the myriad obituaries about Wisenthal. If you were not inclined to read the obituaries, shame on you. Simon Wisenthal kept horrible acts in the forefront of the minds of people. He sought justice for the dead. He spent his life fighting for civilization against barbarism. His life was a worthy one and one that is worthy of respect and tribute.

Remember Simon Wisenthal. And may he rest in peace.

Carry on.