Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader would love to have the time to just hop on a plane and go across the pond and meet the good Col. Blimp. If your Maximum Leader could do that one of the first things he would do is offer to buy the Colonel a pint to assauge the guilt he feels for stealing from him.

What? Your Maximum Leader stealing?!?!

Well, from time to time your Maximum Leader amends, appends, or redacts the list of randomly generated tag lines that appear under the banner at the top of this page. Recently, your Maximum Leader read a post of Col. Blimp’s and knew it had to be a random tag line. And so, without so much as asking, your Maximum Leader just added it to his list.

What post was it? What was the line?

Well, if you must know it was the answer to the following question.

Why will you be voting Tory, Blimpish?

Now that the British elections are past, it seems the line is free and floating out there.

Blimpish, your Maximum Leader owes you a pint.

(NB to Col. Blimp: Do we have to beg for another tie/soe post?)

Carry on.