Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that an undisturbed tomb from the 18th Dynasty has been found in the Valley of the Kings. It is likely not a royal tomb, but probably the tomb of some noble or court functionary.

Details are sketchy now because the archeologists on the scene aren’t really speaking to the press (much). The information comes from unidentified and annonymous sources. There will be a major announcement tomorrow by the Egyptian government.

How exactly does one find annonymous and confidential sources in the community of Egyptologists? Must be a mouthy group…

Carry on.