Scary thought.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader read this on the Minion and Lackey blog and immediately thought of the Poet Laureate.
What? Too lazy to click through? Allow your Maximum Leader to quote in full:
You kids have it easy these days. When I was young there were no gerbils. We had to cram enraged weasels up our cornholes and we were thankful for ‘em.
Do you now understand why your Maximum Leader read this and thought of the Poet Laureate?
Carry on.