Thanks, everyone, for the outpouring of concern, but let me assure you that, despite today’s power failures in Los Angeles, I am a-okay. Although I did get cut-off midway through a semi-important phone conversation, there’s no need to send food or water: your love is enough to carry me through the crisis.

I think I’m going to delay this afternoon’s Home Depot visit until they get the traffic unsnarled.

Believe.