Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader will pose a rhetorical question to all you Islamochechinbadguys out there. (As he is sure so many of you read this blog…) Why do you continue to fuck with hostages? Really. Your Maximum Leader wants to know. Why bother with hostages? It hasn’t stopped the Russians yet. Why did you think your most recent outing would be different?

Come on now. Think about it. Your Maximum Leader asks what is going through your little brain? Let’s review. You take hostages in a theatre in Moscow; they gas you then shoot you. You take hostages in a department store, they run an armoured personnel carrier through the wall; then they shoot you. If a few hostages get killed in “rescue” attempt - well… The Russians will have a big funeral, drink some vodka, and curse God for making the Russian’s life so hard. The senario always ends the same way. Dead bad guy.

Help yourself out a little bit. Don’t take hostages. Taking hostages doesn’t stop the Russians from shooting you dead. And it makes them very angry. And when Russians get very angry they are more likely to kill you.

Just a little advice from your Maximum Leader.

Carry on.