Rife with Pestilenc
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader isn’t well. Indeed, it seems something short of a miracle that he is even with you now. He’s had a hacking cough for about three weeks. It hasn’t gotten worse, or better. Today he went to see his physician.
The diagnosis wasn’t fun. Your Maximum Leader is suffering from an ear infection, a sinus infection, and acute bronchitis. He left the doctor with 8 presciptions. He’s never EVER left with more than two before. They cost your Maximum Leader precisely $186.54.
It was not a good day.
Carry on.