Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader caught an interesting headline off the wire a few days ago. The headline read: Paris is the City of Blight for culture-shocked Japanese.

It seems that Japanese moving to Paris are growing ill once they discover that not all French women are models wearing couture and Parisians are not as welcoming as the tourist information makes them out to be.

What your Maximum Leader would like to know is who does Paris’ media buys and advertising? Because if they’ve convinced a whole nation that Parisians are friendly and beautiful they must be damned good.

Carry on.