Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was looking over the news wires and his eye drifted to one particular headline that made him choke on his tea. The offending headline is: ‘Cornhole’ Catching on Beyond Midwest.

Now in the Midwest, “Cornhole” is a game you play with little bags filled with corn. Sort of like horseshoes.

Where your Maximum Leader comes from, “Cornhole” is a verb. It has the same meaning as “Cutler.”

Perhaps you can see why your Maximum Leader reacted in the way he did.

Carry on.