The Foreign Minister writes:
“And by the way, give Leni a break, she said she was sorry”

The Maximum Leader advocates forgiving past transgressions if the transgressor becomes socially useful.

This gives me an opportunity to bare my soul about something that has been troubling me, because I have transgressed to.

FM and ML, I confess that as part of my Darwinian strategy to maximize the spread of my genes, I have seduced your wives and foisted my bastards on you, my cuckolded friends. Air Marshal, I am the one that convinced Leonisis to raise ticket prices. Propaganda Minister, I’m the one who applied the “Oliver North for Senate” bumpersticker to your new car. Big Hominid, I am the father that abandoned you so many years ago.

I’m sorry.

But I have been socially redeeming. I have been teaching in public schools and producing healthy organic beef.

Am I forgiven?

UPDATE FROM THE MAXIMUM LEADER: No.